Tomorrow is Blue Tuesday when the nation returns to work with fragile resolutions just about intact, extended waistlines bearing chronic indigestion and a sense of relief that normality can re-commence. After the consumer led financial orgy that is Christmas, the money squandered over the festive period needs to be replenished and the population also needs to re-acclimatise to a diet that does not provide 5,000 calories a day.
The holiday adverts have started to appear already reminding us all that sunnier times lie in the near distance and the Cadburys creme eggs will be stocked in the shops over the next few days reminding us all that Jesus was in fact born inside a sugar filled egg or something. I forget now, it's so long since my catholic upbringing that I forget most of the religous festivals unless there is food involved. Good Friday when the death of Jesus is remembered with reverence and abstinence by Christians is a highlight for me as I am a big fan of the hot cross bun, especially toasted and buttered. Whereas Easter is just dead to me. I'm not a big chocolate fan so I just let that one go and enjoy the bank holiday.
Speaking of Bank holidays, we have one extra this year because of some bloke marrying some woman so we're already planning how best to incorporate that extra day within our comprehensive list of holidays in France. I am positively aching to spend some time in France and with little prospect of a week there until April due to work, I am planning a brief trip with my Father-in-law Fred to see the results of some recent work done on the holiday cottage. We have had floor tiles fitted throughout and I'll also see the fruits of Freds labor from the three months he and Pat spent there at the back end of last year. With my fitness regime beginning, my diet well underway and giving up smoking I need something to look forward to. That will do nicely.
Showing posts with label New years resolutions. Show all posts
Showing posts with label New years resolutions. Show all posts
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Wednesday, 13 January 2010
New Years resolutions
When I created this blog, I did warn that my musings may be sporadic and in that respect I have not failed. I have in the past done a couple of other weekly blogs which married with work commitments have meant I have not posted as often as I would like. I've given up my other blog to concentrate what precious writing time I have to entertaining and informing my tiny but loyal readers on Shadows and reflections and lets see if I can' t make this site much better.
Reading back through some of my posts on here, I realise that I am in danger of becoming the Ken Barlow of the blogging world and I resolve here and now to start putting that right. I have added it to my comprehensive and ever increasing list of New Years resolutions. In fact, it can replace one of the resolutions on which I have failed already.
On Saturday, Mel and I go to Tenerife for a week. This will be the first holiday that isn't to our place in France for three years but the truth is we both feel the need for some Sun, I need a holiday which doesn't make me worry about unfinished rennovation jobs and most importantly Mel said "if you think we're going to freezing cold France to celebrate my Birthday, you can piss off". I think you will agree that is fairly unequivocal.
Consequently we have booked an all inclusive week in a boutique hotel. I must confess I had no real understanding of what a boutique hotel actually is. However, having conducted some comprehensive research, it appears that they are almost identical to a normal hotel but about twice as expensive. Given I will miss the Manchester derby due to last weeks snowed out game, I was delighted to learn it has a "Sports viewing lounge" which as far as I can tell is a Telly. It also has an "invigorating Spa", which of course is a pool and jacuzzi and best of all it has "World representative cuisine" although I have not yet worked out how to translate that phrase into plain english. I promise to report back on my findings.
Years ago, I decided to stop sunbathing. I appear to be ageing quicker than most people my age and I convinced myself that it was not the fags, late nights or stress of modern day life but it was in fact all down to the six hours of sunbathing I do every year.
However, I have decided to forego a year or two of premature ageing and get myself a proper tan. Mainly that is because everybody else will remain blue due to the snow and icy weather and the contrast will be impressive. I therefore intend to return the colour of a smoked kipper and damn the consequences.
Mel was dismayed to find that I have mail ordered a 'luxury lilo' from e-bay which has a proper drinks holder and everything. Think of an inflatable ferry and your fairly near the mark. She keeps telling me 'it's not that kind of Hotel'. The only response I have been able to come up with so far is 'bollocks to them' and I fully intend to start a trend for ridiculously oversized water inflatables. Coming soon to a holiday near you.
Reading back through some of my posts on here, I realise that I am in danger of becoming the Ken Barlow of the blogging world and I resolve here and now to start putting that right. I have added it to my comprehensive and ever increasing list of New Years resolutions. In fact, it can replace one of the resolutions on which I have failed already.
On Saturday, Mel and I go to Tenerife for a week. This will be the first holiday that isn't to our place in France for three years but the truth is we both feel the need for some Sun, I need a holiday which doesn't make me worry about unfinished rennovation jobs and most importantly Mel said "if you think we're going to freezing cold France to celebrate my Birthday, you can piss off". I think you will agree that is fairly unequivocal.
Consequently we have booked an all inclusive week in a boutique hotel. I must confess I had no real understanding of what a boutique hotel actually is. However, having conducted some comprehensive research, it appears that they are almost identical to a normal hotel but about twice as expensive. Given I will miss the Manchester derby due to last weeks snowed out game, I was delighted to learn it has a "Sports viewing lounge" which as far as I can tell is a Telly. It also has an "invigorating Spa", which of course is a pool and jacuzzi and best of all it has "World representative cuisine" although I have not yet worked out how to translate that phrase into plain english. I promise to report back on my findings.
Years ago, I decided to stop sunbathing. I appear to be ageing quicker than most people my age and I convinced myself that it was not the fags, late nights or stress of modern day life but it was in fact all down to the six hours of sunbathing I do every year.
However, I have decided to forego a year or two of premature ageing and get myself a proper tan. Mainly that is because everybody else will remain blue due to the snow and icy weather and the contrast will be impressive. I therefore intend to return the colour of a smoked kipper and damn the consequences.
Mel was dismayed to find that I have mail ordered a 'luxury lilo' from e-bay which has a proper drinks holder and everything. Think of an inflatable ferry and your fairly near the mark. She keeps telling me 'it's not that kind of Hotel'. The only response I have been able to come up with so far is 'bollocks to them' and I fully intend to start a trend for ridiculously oversized water inflatables. Coming soon to a holiday near you.
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