Thursday, 20 December 2012

Urgent - A warning to all shoppers in Manchester this Christmas

Be very aware! Important information for South Manchester shoppers

WARNING to all those who shop at Waitrose or Sainsbury's

Over the last month I have become a victim of a clever Eastern European scam while out shopping. Simply dropping into Waitrose for a bit of shopping turned out to be quite an experience. Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you or your friends.Here's how the scam works:

...Two seriously good-looking voluptuous 20-21 year-old girls come over to your car as you are packing your shopping into the boot. They both start cleaning your windscreen, their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. When you thank them and offer them a tip, they'll say 'No' and instead ask you for a lift to the town centre.

You agree and they both get in the back seat. On the way, they start undressing, until both are completely naked. Then, when you pull over to remonstrate, one of them climbs over into the front seat and starts crawling all over your lap, kissing you, touching you, and thrusting herself against you, while the other one steals your wallet!

I had my wallet stolen November 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th, 20th, 24th and 29th. On December 1st, 4th, 6th and twice yesterday. So please warn all the older men you know to be on the lookout for this scam. The best times seem to be just before lunch, and about 4:30 in the afternoon.

P.S. Sainsburys have cheap wallets on sale for £1.45 each but Waitrose wallets are £2.25 and look better

1 comment:

  1. Boom boom! Cheered me up after Sunderland, thanks